This Isn’t Fake News, Cantonese Company Creates Trump Opera

Bella Breakdown POTUS Donald Trump inspires Cantonese opera company to feature an all-singing, all-dancing opera in his honor called Trump on Show. As much as Trump would love to claim this is fake news, it’s about as real as it can get. Cantonese opera actor Loong Koon-tin plays the POTUS, donning the odd hair and red tie in true Trump fashion. Koon-tin gives us a breakdown of this new opera and the inspiration driving the show. Most of the show is in Cantonese with a little bit of singing in English, after all, it is a Cantonese opera. The...

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John Hickenlooper Officially Announces He Is Running For Prez (Finally)

Bella Breakdown John Hickenlooper, former Governor of Colorado, announces that he will run for President in the 2020 election. There has been a long standing rumor that Hickenlooper is going to run, but he didn’t officially announce it until this past Monday. Hickenlooper is a well known moderate liberal who states that he is running because he believes that the United States is facing a crisis. He is known for being able to work with Republicans, and he hopes to be able to cross party lines if he is elected. Political strategists state that, although he may be able...

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Celebrities Angered About Trump’s California Wildfire Comments

Bella Breakdown A number of terrifying, and deadly wildfires are currently tearing through California. Homes and businesses are being destroyed, sadly taking a number of lives with it. The Camp Fire in Northern California essentially destroyed the entire town of Paradise. The Woolsey and Hill fires have destroyed homes all over Thousand Oaks, Malibu, and Calabasas. Rather than offering a helpful solution, President Trump took to Twitter to add metaphorical fuel to this actual fire. He essentially blamed California for having poor management, and threatened to cut federal funding if the state can’t control it’s “gross mismanagement of the...

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