The Best Celeb Quotes About Motherhood

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With Mother’s Day coming in the middle of May, it’s time to be grateful and smile about motherhood. There are woes when it comes to parenting, but there are also times you will always cherish and remember…like all the sleep you’ve lost, going to the bathroom with a partner and cleaning up after them. These celebrities not only give us sage advice on being a parent, they also add a tinge of humor to the situation. Here are some of the best and funniest quotes from celebrities about motherhood and parenting:

“You know how once you have kids you never pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times,” Jennifer Garner, mommy of three, says.

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then, I want to move in with them,” Phyllis Diller says. Well, with five kiddos, at least one of them is likely well off!

“Sleep at this point is just a concept. Something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future,” Amy Poehler says regarding her two kids.

“The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn’t finish,” Carrie Underwood says of her son.